Scary Uncle

I am staying at my aunties house with an uncle who scares me… help…

Mirror: Hey man looking sexy
Camera: What is this creature

When teachers say “I dismiss the class, not the bell.”

sodamnrelatable:

If the bell can’t tell me when to leave, it shouldn’t tell me when to come into class.

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That irritating moment when you’re rushing to do your assignment

and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

Terrorist

Omigosh im soo scared right now. Im at my friends house and there is a bunch of cops at the neighborhood. Everyone in the house is so quiet. O.O